(via only1600kids)
“your password is weak”
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
(via thebootydiaries)
m86:
you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?
thats your bones
every day i learn some more
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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
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